im the coolest

what a relief

Thu, 14 Jul 2005 23:16:23 GMT

well im still at work
and before i tell you my little story
alright
so...
i work next to this guy i THOUGHT was gay...alright yea
so im still here workin
when my work buddy comes in and gets a sheet of paper for a production report thingy
and yea
he comes back
and im on the computer
and hes like, alright here
(hands me paper and looks at the computer)
and says, "andale guay saka las muchachas alli"(come on man go to a pornsite)
and i start laughing
and he just stands there like all, "im serious man"
and i tellh im to get the hell out
and so he leaves home
and then i realize
whoa, this guy wanted to look at porn, so hes NOT gay, man you cant believe how relieved i was, cause come on, if he was gay? and i had to work by him? man i woulda killed him sooner or later.
hahaha, but yea, so now im gonna go waste time and get more work hours on my timecard, mwahahahahaha
adios nigggaahhssss

tee hee hee

Thu, 14 Jul 2005 19:44:42 GMT

well well well...heellooooo everybodyyyy
well im at work right no sitting in my dads office while i should be doing some weird thing with tools and air guns and sheet metal
but you know
im a lazy mexican so im downloading counter-strike onto his computer so i canhave something to do other than be completely bored and hungry...man im starving
well so how is everyone?! huh?!
im good, goin to europe in 2 and a half weeks!!
WOOOOOOO!!! YEAH!!!! YEAH!!
hell i turned out great! didnt i doc?!
yea..YEAH!
YEAH YOU BET YOUR ASS I DID!
YEAH!!
YOU WANNA ARM WRESTLE?!
...brian, have you been drinking..
...no..
hahah for some reason i just remembered family guy
that show is off the hizzayyy!!
hahah sick i cant believe i just said that...well
im gonna go get some food and play now
seee you alll laterrrrr, well probably not but you know

god damnit

Wed, 18 Aug 2004 23:31:46 GMT

the only reason im writing in this is because im bored and have nothing else to do, mwahahaha, im such a loser, i have no friends, and i smell bad, well this is gayer thahn maybe you, andlets face it, your pretty gay, like a fat person...

fuck you

Mon, 24 May 2004 02:58:51 GMT

i hate shemales dude! they are so stupid

haha

time to go smoke a bbooowwwlllll

ummmm....Day like...uhh...27

Tue, 27 Apr 2004 03:40:07 GMT

what day is it today.......i am totally lost...........uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...well today was fun i guess......i was all bored cause my techers were just talking about that stupid testing crud....and i was like...hey man...you guys are old......then i got home and slept and now im here....what an interesting life huh?...you just wait until schools over, i might be streaking through YOUR neighborhood...yea thats right

BIATCH!!

haha, im so mexican..i mean...eww

Day 19

Sun, 18 Apr 2004 22:23:23 GMT

well....im feeling good.....ummm.......yea thats about it.............im hungry like a mexican......eww....mexican,...sick....uhh....lets hang out!...any takers? no?....fine, i didnt want to anyway

:-(

Day 9

Fri, 09 Apr 2004 03:49:57 GMT

yea.....this is making me feeeeellll rreeeaallllyyyrrreeeaaallllyyyy like shaky and mean.....im still holdin on though....where theres a will theres a way!

i forgot where i got that from

if you are what you have, and what you have is lost, who are you?

holy you

Mon, 05 Apr 2004 04:12:34 GMT

well that was lovely..................................................

i hate you

Day 5

Mon, 05 Apr 2004 00:29:27 GMT

i feel like complete shit...coming off is the worst................thats it im gonna go sleep..i feel like im on my period or something fuck!

p.s whats up with all these faggets liking HIM now?! they get into it by looking into fucking gay ass poser MTV.com crap...fucking losers....SHEEP....

.........

Fri, 02 Apr 2004 01:17:58 GMT

yes im sure

Day 1

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 07:08:41 GMT

im giving it alllll up for you!!(MML) yes you...i care too much to live with myself knowing i deeply hurt you so i haveta do something...

im sorry

i seem to hurt the ones i love most...

Wed, 31 Mar 2004 07:00:09 GMT

You spurn my natural emotions
You make me feel like dirt
And I'm hurt
And if I start a commotion
I run the risk of losing you
And that's worse

Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
You shouldn't've fallen in love with

I can't see much of a future
Unless we find out what's to blame
What a shame
And we won't be together much longer
Unless we realize that we are the same

Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
You shouldn't've fallen in love with

You disturb my natural emotions
You make me feel like dirt
And I'm hurt
And if I start a commotion
I'll only end up losing you
And that's worse

Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
You shouldn't've fallen in love with

Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
You shouldn't've fallen in love with
Fallen in love with
Ever fallen in love with someone
You shouldn't've fallen in love with

wel toooddaaayyyy

Tue, 30 Mar 2004 04:44:33 GMT

gonzo is gay.............

yea thats it.........a bit dissapointing no?

tooooooddaaaaayy

Thu, 25 Mar 2004 02:06:42 GMT

alright......susie....is hott.........ummm...yea......im gonna see HIM in may!! hell yes, and if i see a bunch of numetal posers there, im gonna beat the shit outta them....but not kat...maybe molly,...cause shes a poser....not gonzo tho, hes cool....plus he supplies me with smack....yesss.........well........i must be leaving....

P.S....I CUT MY HAIR........dont freak out when you see me....well i didnt cut it all one milimeter short...just trimmed it by about 2 inches...oh well

see ya later

i already miss my hair

i hate love

hellll yesssssssssssssss

Sun, 14 Mar 2004 09:07:53 GMT

Oh no, oh no
Oh. no oh no
Oh no, oh no
Living on a jet
Making love to someone else's dreams
Say it again
She puts her leg up
Well, calls it good luck
Do you know what I mean?
Do you remember?
Well I remember
Oh no, oh no
Dream machine
So damn cool she can turn on the night
The more she gets

Well, the more that she needs
Do you know what I mean?
Do you remember?
Well I remember Oh no, oh no

Too fast
Too fast for love
Too fast
You're too fast for love

Oh no, oh no
She's a streamline queen
On a sex craved movie screen
Say it again
She'll use her time up
Have nothing to show
Well mark my words
Do you remember?
Well I remember
Oh no, oh no

Too fast
Too fast for love
Too fast
You're too fast for love

HOLY SHIT!

Sun, 07 Mar 2004 22:12:59 GMT

When I get high
I get high on speed
Top fuel funny car's
A drug for me

My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart

Always got the cops
Coming after me
Custom built bike
Doing 103

My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart

Ooh, are you ready girls ?
Ooh, are you ready now ?

Ooh, yeh
Kickstart my heart
Give it a start
Ooh, yeh, baby
Ooh, yeh
Kickstart my heart
Hope it never stops
Ooh, yeh, baby

Skydive naked
From an aeroplane
Or a lady with a body
From outerspace

My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart

Say I got trouble
Trouble in my eyes
I'm just looking
For another good time

My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart

Yeh, are you ready girls ?
Yeh, are you ready now ?

Ooh, yeh
Kickstart my heart
Give it a start
Ooh, yeh, baby
Ooh, yeh
Kickstart my heart
Hope it never stops
Ooh, yeh, baby

Ooh
Kickstart my heart

When we started this band
All we needed, needed was a laugh
Years gone by...
I'd say we've kicked some ass

When I'm enraged
Or hittin' the stage
Adrenalin rushing
Through my veins
And I'd say we're still kickin' ass

Ooh, ahh, it kickstarts my heart
I hope it never stops
And to think, we did all of this... to rock

Ooh, yeh
Kickstart my heart
Hope it never stops
Ooh, yeh, baby
Ooh, yeh
Kickstart my heart
Give it a start
Ooh, yeh, baby

tooooday

Wed, 03 Mar 2004 23:43:32 GMT

well today sucked....i got stupid suspension for god knows what.....this blows, now i cant steal from teachers.....oh well bye

your all gay

WHAT THE FUCK!?

Mon, 01 Mar 2004 03:15:55 GMT

alright who was that.........im going to kill you...
i smell like smelly mexicans....im gonna go eat now...so you can stop being such a loser...oh yea today sucked...it sucked so much im not even gonna tell you about it

....and id give up forever to touch you, cause i know that you feel the same now, your the closest to heaven that ill ever be and i dont wanna go home right now...

crappp

Sat, 28 Feb 2004 22:03:06 GMT

well yestrday was rather gay....i went to stupid starsearch at school and all the bands sucked!then after that franky took us to some guys party where me n pablo got wasted off our asses...hey man...we got some so you cant complain...well at least we couldnt...now as for the cops...i dont know what the hell i was givin but 2 chick cops came over to get me and i was like the incredible hulk man...they couldnt hold me down to put on the cufffssssss......i was like...AAHHHHHHHH GET OFF MEEE!!!!yeaa....well.......i must go catch my sleep....im pooped....geez, those 'fags' really helped calm me down....welllllllll bye bye

bye bye beautiful...

FUCK YOU

Fri, 27 Feb 2004 08:06:18 GMT

WELL....today was as boring as watching the shit come out of a constipated guys asshole...walked around with kathy afterschool and ended up going back to school...walked home and found out she lives like 5 houses from me...then came home....skated...slept....skated....slept...ate...slept did homework....and now im heading into the shower getting ready to sleep again........tomorrows gonna be gooooooooooooooooood..........if you know why then your cool...older girls...in the words of Quagmire - "heh, alright"

peace out....hah!

Sub-teacher: whats your name sir?
Me: fuck, YOU! thats my name

HEELLLOOOOO

Wed, 25 Feb 2004 04:43:23 GMT

im so boreedd,,, as usual...i went to the skatepark today and hung out with that one girl that i alays ask for money and make her buy me stuff.........uhh...whats her name again??...and that stupid sophomore chick wont leave me alone...uhh...youre fat....haha that one junior kid wants to make me her freshman buddy, hahahaha....well i guess so maybe, she said she would buy me stuff just if i do stuff for her...ehh maybe...i could use someone buying me stuff so i can save my money and buy stufffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff uck you. im all energized now....i think ill go skating right now!!! .... "i especially enjoyed that one, lets see whats next"....................... Ta Ta.!

im SPECIAL!!!!

Mon, 23 Feb 2004 22:52:24 GMT

im feeling rather special todayy....do you know WHY!?...of course not,...your gay. today was pretty ok, i got hot chocolate on my way to school and spilt it on my UNIT....then just made fun of people at school...now i gotta domy homework,...then by the time thats done all i have time for is eat a snack then get ready for gay soccer practice!.....uhh,......then im going to kill you....and sleep...and wake up for another boring DAY!!

p.s your dumb

my life is boring

Sat, 21 Feb 2004 08:33:47 GMT

today sucked big red inflammed buttholes.........................a bit vulgure yes, but oh well, i dislocated my shoulder skating...i did a seven stair though so there s a pat on the back for me...hah....all i did was skate today...geez i need a life! and so do you, stop reading this!!!